Is your poop supposed to be dark?
That might be caused by internal bleeding. Apparently cheese causes internal bleeding. I ate a double cheddar burger from Zips for dinner. The melted cheese ...
No drug test results
Sister’s ex’s mother claims they didn’t get the drug test results. They could track it on a cellphone. And it’s been over three days....
Deodorant smells like the stuff you get at the nut house
That’s why I bought it, and it was only 98 cents. Figured out why it’s cheaper, it’s like half the size of my other stuff, that I’m n...
| Brondell Swash SE600 Elongated or Round Bidet Seat with Air Dryer and Stainless-Steel Nozzle | Nightlight | Deodorizer | Remote Control |
Do they care if I put one of those on my toilet? It cleaned the front too. Cost almost all the money I have. And how does it get water? I’d have a clea...
The Moto X4 would be a good phone
If it didn’t have a shitty OS called Android on it. Might as well blame Google, it’s still Android. Some stuff I do is fast, and some isn’t...
Rachael Ray Nutrish Peak Grain-Free Natural Open Range Recipe with Beef, Venison & Lamb Dry Dog Food
Apparently that food is worse then the cheaper Rachael Ray food you can get anywhere. I paid almost $50 for it, and the dog won’t eat it. Probably some...
Janelle Monáe
She makes good music. I’m obsessed over her music.
Does that mean she's single?
If a woman is starring at you? Not if she has a baby. And probably not if she doesn’t. Good luck getting me to look at you. I’ll assume you are a...
She didn't need a 64 GB SD card
I have one sitting on my desk. It’s micro SD, just use an adapter, like the one she bought is supposed to come with. Was testing my SD card reader on m...
Try trimming your fingernails with scissors
And get thrown in a locked room. Society is full of assholes. I remember all the bullshit adults did to me. After school hours, if you try to leave the meeti...
Does gphotosuploader work?
I used the extension to get the auth.json file. Says it uploaded stuff, but I can’t see anything new on photos.google.com. Must be a massive delay. Goo...
Tonka
Good lens for taking pictures of dogs. How did I make it so bright? Easy, a powerful flash, and a MagSphere. The flash wasn’t pointing directly at her...
How is that a private tracker?
If I can signup? Nintendo can signup, and sue all the seeders. Take em to court, and send em to prison, so they can get ass fucked while doing their time. Th...
The trans section is disabled on doublelist.com
That’s the new casual sex site. Almost nothing in Spokane, maybe in the men for men section. Not the women for men section. You also have to go to Seat...
Hisense 49" class 4K (2160p) HDR Smart LED TV (49H6E)
Only $10 more then I paid for my open box 48” 1080p Insignia. On Walmart. It’s $220 to be exact. I’d buy it, but I’d have to move mon...
My phone might have malware
Well, it does if you count Android. Earlier, it looked like a download notification popped up, then it disappeared. And I just checked the Downloads, there w...
Steam Link is available on Android
That must be a blast, playing PC games with an onscreen controller. And on a tiny screen, possibly bigger then my penis. It’s installing. Probably won&...
UniFi controller is setup on my desktop
Had to run a command on the AP to get it to show up in the web configuration. Search Google for “UniFi provision”. You want the CLI link. Assumin...
Why did I sell No Man's Sky?
I played it once. Not sure I liked or disliked it. Probably pretty cheap now, just like when I bought it. Think I paid $20 for the PS4 version. It got a bad ...
You don't want to date me
Trust me, you can find an actual human being. Now, if you want to date somebody full of shit, I used to know such a fellow. A full of shit human is better th...