Cheese can give somebody diarrhea or constipation
But what about both? Perhaps, I get diarrhea and solids at the same time, sometimes. They said at Funny Farm, I might be getting over a long constipation eve...
My crapper smells worse then the Hairy Crapper
Probably cause I just took another dump. Didn’t have to clean it again though.
I want a crapper in my living room
On the radio, she said nobody would want a toilet in their living room. What about me?
Cheesecake
Is apparently a good laxative. Well, cheesecake, is too good to stop eating. And Costco cheesecake is good, the best cheese cake for around $20 in town. Safe...
Crappers explode too
A bunch of water on the floor in bathroom last night. Must have came out from under the toilet. Toilet seat wasn’t wet.
Tylenol
Now I need tylenol to shit too. Some people after asshole surgery, need narcotics though. Those apparently can make people constipated, and it probably would...
Chicken pox
The crapper needs a doctor, it has chicken pox.
Sweaty asshole
Asshole must have been sweaty, got home, went to the bathroom, and noticed some fresh skid marks.
Shit hits the fan
Not sure the counselor really wants me to email them if that happens.
I got talent
It takes real talent, to clog the crapper up, with diarrhea.
Was I supposed to take a laxative tonight?
No idea. But I just took a mostly runny dump.
Light brown shit
Better then bloody shit.
Annoying bowels
Don’t think the doctor said I have IBS. Nothing like shitting all day. Feels like I got to go, and not much comes out.
Fire down below
Too much mild hot sauce from Elixir Hot Sauce, will do that. The mild stuff is great for pizza. Now I need the medium stuff, for non pizza. Maybe don’t use t...
Don’t leave bathroom right away
Got to wait for toilet to flush, and finish filling up with water.
Be careful
Clogged the crapper up with too much shit once.
That’s not freedom of speech
The government going after people, that criticize, or quote somebody, is not freedom of speech.
Feed the conservative trolls
Restore your bowels to the internet, that oughta piss conservatives off.
You can have all the old posts
If you lookup the old domain on the archive site, you can find a recent snapshot from the 17th. I could just redirect this site there.