New asshole
Chicken pox
The crapper needs a doctor, it has chicken pox.
Sweaty asshole
Asshole must have been sweaty, got home, went to the bathroom, and noticed some fresh skid marks.
Shit hits the fan
Not sure the counselor really wants me to email them if that happens.
I got talent
It takes real talent, to clog the crapper up, with diarrhea.
Was I supposed to take a laxative tonight?
No idea. But I just took a mostly runny dump.
Light brown shit
Better then bloody shit.
Annoying bowels
Don’t think the doctor said I have IBS. Nothing like shitting all day. Feels like I got to go, and not much comes out.
Fire down below
Too much mild hot sauce from Elixir Hot Sauce, will do that. The mild stuff is great for pizza. Now I need the medium stuff, for non pizza. Maybe don’t use t...
Don’t leave bathroom right away
Got to wait for toilet to flush, and finish filling up with water.
Be careful
Clogged the crapper up with too much shit once.