Cheese can give somebody diarrhea or constipation

But what about both? Perhaps, I get diarrhea and solids at the same time, sometimes. They said at Funny Farm, I might be getting over a long constipation every time that happens.

In that case, I’m getting over a long constipation a lot.

Don’t think any of my dumps today were runny. Thought my stomach was hurting while sleeping, but didn’t when waking up.

I should probably take a break from cheese though. Or increase my laxative. Or go to Taco Bell.

Apparently laxatives work fast. Just finished drinking it. And no I don’t stir it up enough, need psychosis for that. Takes too long. Or use a hand mixer.