Haha, he failed at dating my sister
Haha, I failed at life. He has a ton of female friends on Facebook, ask one or all of them out. I have zero friends on Facebook, and zero Facebook. Should pr...
Some dude on Skype added me a long time ago
The name was Riley, I didn’t accept the contact request. Don’t know anybody with that name. Probably a bot. If you search for their name, it̵...
Why is the Wii U so fucking slow?
The original Wii is faster. I’d take the original Wii over the Wii U any day. Install a game to the internal NAND, and you’ll see how slow it is....
800 ISO outside?
Didn’t even think to change that. Luckily the sun wasn’t out, so it didn’t matter. The sun was out a little in some spots. I don’t us...
Finally took a real dump
It might of been stinky too, can’t remember. Only one big turd came out yesterday. A bunch of shit came out today. Does that mean only one real dump ev...
That medicine is powerful
I was sort of awake, but I couldn’t feel anything, like my arm. Then I got out of bed, to check the time, it was almost 8 am. Went back to bed till 9 a...
Why you shouldn't buy any phone
It’ll be obsolete in a year. If you have an disposable income, then you might as well buy an iPhone X every year. Otherwise, have no phone, they are us...
Good idea, handout military grade weapons to everybody
No background check or anything else required. Give everybody heavy machine guns and RPGs. Let everybody out of prison too, and give them a gun of their choi...
Tonka ate all her food this morning
She must like it. Either the medicine made her not want to eat, or the food my mom had made her sick.
Dijon mustard is nasty
Taste buds might of changed again, or there was something wrong with that mustard. Still haven’t taken a real dump. Going to bed soon, maybe it’l...
You are only straight if you meet the qualifications in their head
More like in their asshole. Also, they are telling you not to love somebody. That makes them a piece of shit. You should be allowed to love whoever you want,...
That's some good medicine
It’ll make you tired during the day, I take three before bed. See if I can get it increased to four. Then I shouldn’t even wake up. Doesn’t...
Linux Mint is a dick
I wasted time trying to get the ethernet WiFi connected, it thought the WiFi was ethernet. Rebooted, and it was back to normal, it was WiFi again. iwlist wor...
Nice
Quantum computers means instant cracking of all encryption. That’ll come in handy, for cracking the PS4, then you can borrow any game you want, youR...
What's wrong with the dog?
One of the dogs threw up at my mom’s. Probably Tonka, she wouldn’t eat very much of her dinner, and there was a lot of puke. Think Sofie was down...
One hacked Wii U
I used my shitty Intel Dell laptop. I should probably still sell it. The card reader is USB 2.0 speed only. Unless that card is slow. Didn’t look at t...
Constipated
One big turd came out. Thought I was done, nothing was coming out, then a big turd came out. I’m sure there’s more, must be a roadblock.
71F my ass
Thermometer says 76.1F. The A/C is a liar.
Gained 5.9 pounds
Over 260 now. Should be up to 300 pounds pretty soon. Then 400 pounds, then 500 pounds, then 600 pounds, then a heart attack.
She needs hearing aids and/or an English class
Around 11, doesn’t mean at 11. When she calls, I’ll probably tell her around 12, since that means 12 to her. Takes at least 20 minutes to make my...