Is that all people do on Facebook?
Comment on how good or bad people look? They must be lonely and single. Just click some person’s name on the friend suggestion page. I should of used a...
You don't put yourself in a rut for a possibly stupid reason?
Why not? It’s fun.
Probably not buying more RAM
$200 isn’t worth it, I paid under $150 for two sticks, and it turns out I might of overpaid then too. Windows games aren’t worth $200. Just rebuy...
Ozzy is lucky
People like him. People hate me. He said “Why can’t she have a baby at a reasonable time?”. It doesn’t work that way.
Being born as an animal would of been better
I’d be happy for my short life, instead of miserable for my long life. Animals don’t care about being single or not, they didn’t invent all...
Lost 3.7 pounds in a week
No exercise needed, just eat less. Don’t think I’ll get under 240 though. I was around 240 before I gained 20+ pounds. I was gaining about 3.7 po...
Stuff it all in one washer
What happens if you use to much soap? Probably a soapy mess. I don’t think you are supposed to fill the cap all the way up, but I can’t remember ...
Goodbye Opera
There’s ads in the address bar now. Just try typing “newegg” and the first result is some unrelated ad. Not looking in the settings to disa...
Anxiety saved me
Who knows what from, but it saved me from it. That would explain part of the reason I have anxiety. Keep me away from people. Who will murder me in the end. ...
Of course the depression came back
Might have something to do with the rain. Or going to my grandparents and not seeing the dog that used to live there. Pretty sure the woman that kept talking...
UNREAL Mobile isn't real
Good luck signing up without a SIM card. They won’t send you a SIM card. Entered my FreedomPop one, and said to contact support. Didn’t try my Cr...
Ha, tell a worrier not to worry
Good luck with that. That isn’t the worrier way. We worry about everything. I worry about doing my laundry, and if I think about doing it here, I worry...
Debt collectors never give up
Even if they’ve been calling the wrong number for years, they’ll keep on calling. If I knew how to program AI, I’d have the AI answer the p...
Stinky dump
Sure felt good getting that dump out, more then yesterday and the day before.
Good mind game
Avoidance. Not exactly a mind game if the other person is avoiding them too. She got better advice then me, find a different man. My advice was kind of the o...
That'll make you cry
If you are already depressed, and you find out about a dead dog. Probably needed to cry anyways.
There's plenty of other women in the world
Make them all hate me. That’ll Make America Great Again. I like reminding myself why I usually avoid women. It’s like punching yourself in the gu...
Yes, it's the end of the world if she doesn't like me anymore
There was no rejection. Just me massively screwing it up before any friendship or anything else could be made. Might of been happier if I was born with no ey...
How does that work?
She said I could have dinner with my grandma. Nope, she hasn’t even texted me. Good thing I don’t care. I probably won’t go anywhere anymor...
Nice dumps
Only two turds or so come out a day now. What happens if you don’t eat anything? Probably no shit comes out then. That’d be easy to do. Not sure ...