Make me forget she exists

Any woman up to the challenge to make me forget about the woman that seemed to like me? I scared her away, thanks to my insanity.

What time are they painting my door?

Maybe I’ll be in the shower, outside, or taking a dump when they knock on my door. Not going to sit in front of the door and stare at it until they sho...

I should file a complaint

Against everybody that talks to me, including the manager. She probably won’t put a note on everybody’s door though.

Maybe she'll file a complaint against me

Not sure for what, being a rude stalking asshole? She was kind of stalking me. If she never started talking to me, the whole thing would of been avoided. No...

Trump is a immigrant

He’d have to be Native American not to be. So why does he hate his own kind so much? China should ban all Trump goods. Ban all business with Trump. Chi...

There's more attractive women

The only thing is she liked me. Don’t really care how attractive somebody is or isn’t. Maybe a psychiatrist will date me. At least she won’...

To bad I have no women friends

If I did, I’d invite a different one over every day. Mostly to be an asshole. They’ll be wondering why I talk to them, but wouldn’t talk to...

Put that picture on Flickr

Maybe I can get banned. I deleted the picture on here. A mentally disturbed man giving two middle fingers in his underwear.

She isn't thinking about my rudeness?

She must not have OCD then. That’s all I think about, while listening to Pink Floyd. Saw somebody that looked like her at the store. Maybe it was her, ...

Fire my counselor

His advice is useless. Who needs a useless counselor anyways. The doctor might have better advice. The counselor sure as hell doesn’t.

Mentally disturbed

That’s why no women want me. Corrupt Crimes told me so. TV will teach you lots of stuff. You just have to take anything out of context in it, and apply...

Depression came back

No idea why. Apparently that’s what sleep does. She’s just doing whatever she was doing before she was all friendly to me. Didn’t really se...

To much lactose

Took a runny dump this morning. Lucky I didn’t shit myself, I took the dog out first, didn’t realize it was going to be runny. Dog jumped on my b...

Never noticed how skinny my dick is

I think my dick shrunk. Or maybe it doesn’t get hard anymore. If you stretch it out, it looks to skinny. That won’t result in a hard on either. N...

Was that dump runny?

No idea, didn’t study it. How much is a Switch with a SX OS license worth? You can’t advertise that on eBay, the SX OS part. Would have to sell s...

Life is stupid

Just watch Corrupt Crimes. Shooting at each other is pointless. Reincarnation. If people had memories after reincarnation, then life would be even more stupi...