Say more then "Hi"?

It’s a dating site, what do you expect? That’s her headline, I didn’t actually send any messages. I don’t have enough thinking power ...

Why doesn't the doctor like labels?

That’s how you know where you fit in with society. No label, and no society. You might get executed with no label. You’ve got to have a label.

Gained 3.1 pounds in a week

How’d I do that? Well, back up to 270, instead of down to less then 260. All that shitting was for nothing, multiple last night, and one this morning. ...

That's creepy

Her small head. Probably have a nightmare tonight, getting murdered by her. So tempting to click that, but it says “I will punch you …”. Wo...

People invented religion

You know why? To have less anxiety about dying. Funny if you say religion was invented. It was invented. Doing it, after they invented it. A close minded rel...

The opposite of the runs

That shit didn’t want to come out. Left lots of crap on my anus. Candy and pizza with cheese doesn’t give me the runs. Either strawberry shortcak...

Stinky dump

Not runny, just stinky. If you don’t eat enough vegetables, you’ll have some stinky shit. You’ll probably get colon cancer too.

Shitty dream

Pretty sure one of the woman was supposed to be somebody that hates me. No idea who the other one was supposed to be. It’s automatically shitty if some...

POF is a scam

They send fake emails saying people want to meet you. Login and still only three, should be five if the emails were real. Search for the usernames on Google,...

Does Windows need to be reinstalled again?

Maybe. Back it up, then reinstall, and test the latency. Only need to install Firefox, as opening it causes huge latency. It says something about power. Hard...

She won't have to avoid me forever

The good news is, I won’t live much longer. Possibly only two more years. How will I die? Colon cancer? The strawberry shortcake I ate, gave me the run...

She proudly supports Trump

So when Trump starts World War 3, and everybody dies, she’ll still support him. Wouldn’t think any women would be sexist. You can find her on POF...

What did I do with my life?

The guy that fixed my AC is only 25 years old. Younger then me, and I have zero job or anything else. That’d explain why he’s married, he’s...

Looks like I don't need Facebook

It’s useless if you know nobody. I sent two people a message, no reply from either. I sent one of them a friend request, it was rejected.