Obvious unwanted call
If they don’t call from the same number, it’s not a wanted call. They are trying to hide who they are, so you answer. That’s an unwanted ca...
Brandy is a boy?
According to some guy in my dream, he said that, I think he was an attorney general. The lady from Archer, the big one, drove me and herself to the church he...
I have zero memory of that
Apparently when we were kids, the police took us to the police station, because something was happening at my dad’s. I don’t remember ever going ...
Latency is Linux related
Upgraded the kernel. Some tests are worse according to LatencyMon, but hat might be because I tested after playing Battlefield 1. One test might be better. S...
There's a runny dump
That’ll Make America Great Again. Cornbread mix doesn’t taste very good. I ate some of it after I mixed it up. Is the oven ready yet? Now it is.
Why doesn't the doctor like labels?
I should post that everyday until I see him again. Textpattern has a mobile interface btw.
Rebound
Good thing I appear to be an asshole. Otherwise, I might of been somebody’s rebound. I don’t want to be a rebound. I’d rather be a human. T...
That article might of been a lie
The iPhone SE I may of bought, the article said you can use a different SIM card with it. Looking at the questions on Walmart’s site, and searching Goo...
I could take a nap now
Pushing them turds out made me tired. That’s the most exercise I get, pushing turds out.
I can taste the sour in sourdough now
Never tasted it before, it just tasted like regular bread. Looks like I need new bread now. Not sure the eggs cooked all the way. Might get the runs if they ...
Not tied to Android anymore
Using a Yubikey is easier with Android then iOS. The adapter for iOS may or may not work. The Yubikey does act like a keyboard, so it would be more secure bu...
People randomly talk to me when I go outside
Some guy was trying to talk to me, I heard him say something about somebody in a red shirt. The person with the red shirt might be wanting to kill people or ...
Why doesn't the doctor like my view?
That I like all women, regardless of if they have a vagina and/or cock? Is he trying to make me say I like men? Only if they have tits, and look like a woman...
Some woman's 7 year old put her in prison
Don’t remember her term, possibly for life. He claimed she drowned her daughter. No idea if she did it or not. She knows. If you can read her mind, you...
I'm hard to be around because I don't like listening to her yell at the dog?
Not sure very many people like listening to people yell. She has actually yelled at me for yelling at her dog. Saying it doesn’t work. Her logic doesn&...
Useless Facebook account should be gone in fourteen days
Why the fuck do they wait two weeks to delete it? Nobody wants to talk to me, so I won’t try.
Rikers Island
That might be the worst prison in the US. Apparently people will plead guilty to anything, rather they did it or not. You go somewhere else if you plead guil...
Nice constipated dump
Should of held that in. Not worth the wiping. More will probably come out later. Drink some caffeine, that might make it runny. Update The rest of the shit c...
No job?
No women will want you. They want a man, not a bum.
Deleted POF account
Search for “is POF.com a scam” on Google, their rating is 2.2 on the first result. Apparently they’ve been in numerous lawsuits. Fake profi...