My sister looked up how much poop is in a hot tub, last time I went on vacation, don’t recall when that was. That’ll be the last time I go on vacation.

If the people in the hot tub don’t shower before entering, they will be sitting in a feces tub.

She didn’t like it when I called a hot tub a feces tub. She got all offended. Look it up, and you’ll see. I’m too lazy to look it up. Since she doesn’t believe anything anybody says, unless it’s on some random site on the internet, then it must be true. You could test the water in a feces tub, and she wouldn’t believe the results.

The truth is offending. Unless, everybody douches out their anus before entering a hot tub. And clean it before entering.