Pansexual
That’s the best religion, or I mean sexuality. They don’t date people based on gender.
If I was pansexual, I’d be a completely different person. Probably wouldn’t look at porn, as I wouldn’t know what to search for. I could try searching for “person with cock fucking person with cock” or “person with cock fucking person with vagina”.
Someday in the future, everybody might be pansexual. After all the Trump supporters no longer exist.
Yes she has a cock, the live model. No she didn’t get me off. She was hot though. I had to go to a transitional porn site with videos. A 48 second video is all it took.
At least, my mind might settle down now. That doctor said you won’t die from not masturbating, I disagree. If you go nuts from a high sex drive, you might go look for a trans woman, and it’ll be a setup, where they rob and shoot you. So, that doctor doesn’t know what she was talking about. She didn’t even have a cock, and you died over it.
I got a big wet spot on my shirt, I used the hose on a pan in the sink. It was like rinsing off a spoon. Surprised the microwave didn’t get hit on the cord. Well a pitcher blocked it. I thought maybe that big pan would be easier to rinse off with a hose. It makes a big mess, might be easier though. The microwave still has the time on it, so I don’t think it got fried. Well, the wrong time, I’m too lazy to set the time on everything after power outages.
Get a hat that says “Pansexual FTW”. You might get beat up though, even if you aren’t pansexual. They’ll think you are for wearing such a hat. In my case, they would murder me. They won’t like the things I say about them. Off to prison for a hate crime they go. Will they think I have a wet pussy if my hat says “Wet pussy FTW”?