That’s what I should buy. And lots of ice cream, and real milk. Lactose won’t give me diarrhea anymore, so I might as well buy real milk. Maybe soak my balls in the milk.

Doctor, my balls are cold.

Do you think if I request more counters, they will install more counters?

Seeing if Walmart has Ninja blenders. They got milk and ice cream as well.

Good idea, make milkshakes, and pour it into condoms, then freeze it. Then you can imagine what to do after it’s frozen.

Walmart has their own special model. Probably the same as whatever Amazon has, but the Walmart one is cheaper.

Maybe I’ll skip getting a blender, I don’t really want to go anywhere anyways. I might of ate too much ice cream, now I feel like puking. I thought no diarrhea meant I can eat a ton.

Haha, what happens when you put an idiot in a human body. They might lack common sense. Got to eat some more cheese and crackers. I’ll keep eating till I take a huge dump. It’ll push it out eventually. If not, my stomach will be massive, and I’ll be full of shit.

What happens if you put your dick in a blender? Josh Gates said when you die, you basically go in a blender, and are recycled. Do they make blenders big enough for morbidly obese people? I want to test it out. To see if Josh Gates theory works.

Bed Bath & Beyond has a KitchenAid for $200. That’s a better price, the other one was under $100. Not digital, why does it cost $200? I’ll pass.

The damn CBD is kicking in.

Can you make your own salsa with a food processor? Oh wait, they have a cheap thing for doing that, I gave my mom it. Can’t remember what it was. You put it between the thing, and then push down.

A French Fry cutter is only $20.

Good idea, buy $200 worth of kitchen gadgets.