The only thing I know that annoys her, is eating and drinking. As she tends to get super pissed when I do so. Didn’t know burping annoyed her either. And I’m sure I’ll forget.

She taught me to get pissed when she eats as well. That’s what happens, if you are always getting pissed off, when people are eating. I only get pissed when she’s eating though. Nothing like returning the favor.

She gets mad if you eat a snack before dinner, or standup to eat something, without putting it on something. I’ve seen her do both of those things. Hypocrite is the word that would describe 99.99% of the population. The 00.01% is in a coma.

She doesn’t even know what annoys me. Cracking knuckles doesn’t annoy me. Her ex annoys me though.