Oops

Some guy in the elevator asked the name of my dog, told him, then he said hi to her. Then he said “I’m John”, and then I said “Hi”.

I then realized once I was outside, I was supposed to say my name, not hi.

How the fuck can people think that fast?

Women know how to get your name, they ask what it is. They don’t try any tricks on you. Well, some do.