Was I trying to have a wet dream?
Maybe. All I remember dreaming about was sex. Looks like if you spank it two times, you won’t have a wet dream.
What's up with people wanting to smell feet?
I don’t really wash my feet, to much work, that’s a lot of stretching. They probably stink. My caregiver still hasn’t trimmed my toenails, ...
A woman fucked me with a strap on
In my dream. That’s about the only part I remember. There were two women, one of them was leaving, and the other was going to plow me, but then the one...
Funny dream
I went to have sex with a trans woman, and told my wife to file for divorce immediately if she doesn’t like it.
That's why you need 7 or more pairs of sweatpants
Or whatever you wear to bed. That is if you have wet dreams. The dream was with a cis woman this time. At least I don’t have to spank it now. Just wait...
I finally put a cock and a vagina on a woman in my dream
She said men only want a woman with just a vagina. Good news for her, I don’t care. Might of been a wet dream, if I stayed a sleep and kept dreaming. B...
How does wearing makeup make you gay?
What if you want to feel pretty? Or your gf insists on you wearing makeup, ties you down to a bed, and makes you all pretty, she might as well shave all your...
Over a thousand perverts
Watching a woman with a cock stroke herself. On another note, would BuyVM care if I record all the trans cams with my server? I can get more space from them....
What happens if your cis gf finds out you are a trans woman chaser?
When she dumps you, she’ll say “I can’t provide what you want.”.
I don't need a womanly voice to get off
One or both of those trans women, didn’t sound like a woman. You might not need much if you need to get it off. Sex still isn’t a need, hands wor...
Are personal ads considered porn?
Probably didn’t need the actual ad. Clicking the category might of been all I needed. If you don’t spank it everyday, you’ll shoot out a hu...
Humans don't need sex
To the man who claims to be my partner:</p> It's been years of you not touching me, I don't consider once every few months gratifying in any way. Afte...
I was looking at porn in my dream
Apparently if you don’t spank your monkey, you will look at porn in your dream. It’s only been two or three days. To lazy to disable the firewall...
My ass would hurt if I had sex with her
She’s a top only. Other problem is, she’s in Africa. I could get a one way ticket to Africa, then get a one way ticket to the hospital.
There's women with butts as ugly as mine?
Apparently. I’m not talking about hair. Talking about flatness. Her upper body is fine. As long as she doesn’t want doggy style, it’ll be f...
80 year old virgin
If I live to be 80, I’ll have that title in the nursing home. Not for long, an old lady and/or nurse, will fix that.
They either want a dick smaller then mine, or bigger
How did I get such an unlucky number? My cock is one inch to big. Then again, it might be smaller, from the weight gained. Something on the news a long time ...
Why send me lesbian spam email?
Oh wait, might not be dating spam. If it was dating, I’m not a woman.
That's what dreaming is for
You’ll get as many girlfriends as you want by dreaming. I usually have two. We all sleep in the same bed. One of them was plowing me with a strap on. I...
What's wrong with liking dicks?
I think her name is Kelly, she asked her brother Jack that. He didn’t answer. That was on Ozzy’s and Jack’s World Detour.