I'm surprised the US still has Allies
The Trump Administration is responsible for the death of children seeking Asylum in the US. Apparently no immigrants died when Obama was president. They sho...
Lost 2.2 pounds
By doing nothing. And in two days. So, if I don’t eat dinner elsewhere, I’ll lose 2.2 pounds a day? Do they make a scale that uses C batteries? W...
Sigma 60mm micro 4/3
If I took pictures, I’d buy it. Well, not this month. Maybe next month, or the month after. It’s $181.54 on Amazon, from Amazon Global Store UK. ...
Stupid UPS
The fan was making a loud ass noise. Might of had dust stuck in it. Unscrewed some of the screws on one side, think you have to do the other side, to fully r...
Do most people want to live or something?
Not breathing probably isn’t a pleasant way to die. Apparently the flu can cause breathing issues, that can lead to death. The current flu shot doesn&#...
I found the culprit accessing a CDN that doesn't exist anymore
It’s either Firefox or Safari on my phone. Probably Firefox. If you ask me why, I have no clue. Got to go watch more of the Pandemic show on Netflix. I...
Will the wooing ever stop?
That’s all I hear in my bathroom. And now I can hear it in the kitchen too. I should complain, but I’m lazy. Better solution, is to get evicted, ...
Might be constipated again
Barely anything came out when I woke up, when I got home from going to the store, a log came out. Usually there’s more shit in me then that. That’...
What makes her think I want steak for dinner?
Not convinced I like steak anymore, at least not plain steak. Maybe in a burrito. And how is steak nice? It’s basically the result of murdering a cow.
Just be open with her if you have sex with other people
It’s not cheating if you tell her everything. So when you get back all sweaty, she’ll ask where you’ve been. And then you can describe the ...
Exhausted
When I first woke up, I was so tired, that I thought if I got out of bed, I’d fall down. I also ate a shitload of food before bed. That’s the eas...
Pi-hole might be a liar
I didn’t go to www.cheetah3d.com on my phone today. Guess the phone is going to a bunch of sites on it’s own. The first times I went to it, was a...
Willows Weep
That’s the house I was looking for, and the guy’s name is Dave Spinks. He bought the so called evil house from whoever bought it, and was going t...
Ha, they want you to believe they moved giant stones with rafts
There’s a guy that tested that theory, with much smaller stones, and was unable to do it. They don’t want to admit there’s Aliens. Aliens o...
Why would the Christian Devil have a goat head?
I doubt goats are evil. They should give the Devil nothing. No head, and no body, just put their soul in a sealed container, get rid of Hell, put every bad s...
I don't need to go anywhere to talk to myself
I can do that in my apartment. So why would I go to her house? I should text that to her, but I’m lazy. Also, it’ll probably piss her off. Best t...
Had to reboot my phone early this morning
The volume buttons weren’t working. No idea why iOS craps out after being on for so long. Linux can stay on for years, and not crap out. Windows wouldn...
History Channel Vault is useless
You basically get old shows, none of the new shows. At least not any that I searched for. Guess that’s why it’s only $5 a month. Once you watch e...
Wake me up, and I'll sleep even longer
Apparently I oversleep if I get woke up by somebody else. I just remember hearing yelling, the dude said something about loving another dude. But, I didnR...
Why do you need a mask on when having sex with somebody?
She was trans, but I still don’t see why the dude needed a mask. If I made a porn video, I wouldn’t wear a mask, rather she is trans or not. Me l...