Can I stay on this planet?
While everybody else goes to Mars? I’ll stay here and risk the Earth being covered in water. Also going to Mars in 2030 might be too late, the great fl...
There is only two genders, male and female
Who said transgender is a different gender? It just means they identify with some other gender. A congress woman put a transgender flag outside her office. A...
Will the next iPhone SE get the fancy magnet thing?
The iPhone 12 has a fancy powerful magnet, you can attach accessories to it. Apple might be making a battery that attaches by it. If I keep getting up before...
You should be glad I ran away from you
You don’t want to live your life being my caregiver. The caregiver I have, doesn’t particularly want to do it. Or at least, thinks I don’t ...
You aren't living in a world of matter
It’s all a holographic. How does that get created by chance? Why doesn’t my hand go through me when I wipe my anus? That’s a hardcore priso...
She found a lab
But he’s energetic. He’d be like Bodhi, wanting me to play constantly. And he has seizures. He’s on medicine for whatever condition he has....
Is that against eBay's terms?
Selling used toilet paper? You can claim its Donald Trump’s used toilet paper. Trump supporters will make the bid sky rocket. It’s a little piece...
That dog didn't last long
On Petfinder. A border collie lab mix. She’s a puppy, similar in size to when they brought Tonka home. Doesn’t look exactly like Tonka. But she d...
Does any non cheap brand make a battery powered lantern?
The Energizer one, reviews say the batteries get stuck in it. You need pliers to get it out. It can be powered by D or AA batteries. Maybe they are putting b...
Well, my video appointment will be hard to do
On my phone, it says unable to login, please try again. Probably won’t work on the iPad either. I use the iPad for video appointments. I can login on a...
Nothing like taking a dump before 9 AM
I had to get out of bed to shit. I also gained 1.8 pounds, if I recall correctly. Different time and day. If I ever go to the doctor, I’ll gain 10 or m...
I remember last time on a Friday that I had an appointment and she cleaned
She thinks because I wasn’t replying that I didn’t want her to clean that day. Doesn’t matter when the appointment is over, I’m going...
Isn't it amazing how a bunch of people think a massive universe is mostly empty?
What would be the point in a massive universe, if humans are the only life in it? There wouldn’t be any point. The problem is, those people think God a...
Dick UFO
If I knew how to draw, I’d make a dick UFO. You know who you’d see in the dome? I won’t spoil it for you. Maybe when they fix my brain, I&#...
Damn, should have waited on buying the Mac mini
You can get refurbished M1 Mac minis now. $929 for 16 GB and 512 GB SSD. How much was mine? Possibly $899 before tax, so for $29 more you get more RAM. Yup, ...
Nobody moved into that guys apartment
Looks like people are replacing the floors in his old apartment. I can hear them in the bathroom. It’s possible I’m hearing somebody else as well...
Turned the blender off too soon
I might of used the right amount of milk though. I think it was 1/2 cup of milk. I was trying for 1/3 cup of milk, but filled it up too much, the measuring c...
She's pissed
All I did was tell her about the news she missed while she was in the kitchen. And then she says “Can we listen to this now?” in an extremely pis...
Comcast still hasn't lowered my internet speed
I have their prepaid internet, but set it up on my own modem. I get over 200 Mbps. I was paying for their post paid internet before. They did throttle it a c...
People still use the elephant killer domain registrar
Terry Lovelace is using them, even to host their website. I don’t give money to elephant killers, at least not if I know they are. Surprised shooting a...