Lots of cool tools, after asshole surgery. Got some fancy pads too, but don’t know what I did with them. Probably need a lot of laxatives to shit now, probably will hurt if I push at all.

A numb asshole feels funny. Thought I had another pad down there. Nope. Just shit.

I did take a dump before the surgery. They didn’t complain. Or if they did, I forgot.

A fuzzy memory, and then that drug, makes it even harder to remember anything. I barely remember drinking juice or eating pudding. Did I just ask for the first thing they asked if I wanted? No idea.

Well, it’s easier to forget everything. What do I need to remember my name for?

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