Cheese can give somebody diarrhea or constipation
But what about both? Perhaps, I get diarrhea and solids at the same time, sometimes. They said at Funny Farm, I might be getting over a long constipation eve...
My crapper smells worse then the Hairy Crapper
Probably cause I just took another dump. Didn’t have to clean it again though.
I want a crapper in my living room
On the radio, she said nobody would want a toilet in their living room. What about me?