When do I have to fill out shitty paperwork?
Or did I already do it for this year? I might have some money in the credit union when they do the paperwork. Not $5,000 though. I don't know when I'll be ab...
She won’t talk to me anymore!
All I did was ask her if she's a shemale. Who? No idea. But I should ask women that. Might even get slapped.
These “new” Portal To Hell episodes must be old
They said May what she was showing them was recorded. That's either in the future, or a different year. I wonder if all the episodes are on Discovery. She st...
Bodhi likes the puppy now
She sent me a picture of the puppy using Bodhi as a pillow. He had his head on his back. Apparently the other day, Bodhi accidentally hurt the puppy, and he ...
TracFone apparently has “unlimited” carry over data
But the 1 GB plan would be a max of 12 GB a year, if you don't use any data. I think I use 100 MB or so every month. And doesn't Verizon own them now? Verizo...
Jesus might not have died on the cross
He might have lived to be 80 and ended his own life. You can’t prove it unless the Jesus Scroll is real and released. Glad I don’t believe rel...
Only lost one pound
Perhaps before it said I gained 5.1 pounds, I didn't actually lose 3 or so pounds. Or the scale is busted. I think you can re calibrate it. It might take 5 w...