Now that's a proper smoothie

Go to Yokes, and get the frozen smoothie stuff. All you add is water, I used orange juice instead. Water might have been better though. Or is that banana I t...

Sex with Aliens

No human can punish them for abducting humans, and having possibly non consenting sex with them. As long as I’m awake, I’d consent. Hopefully she...

Big morning dump

You could almost see no water in the crapper. A nice layer of shit. Will I have the runs today? Probably. I was going to get out of bed early to shit, but wa...