They might need more hormones
Or voice therapy. Yes I’m an asshole. And no, I don’t like reality. And no I can’t sleep. Should of went to bed at 8 pm. One of them said ...
I heard somebody say "Hey my name" when sleeping
Pretty sure I was hearing things. Didn’t recognize the voice, sounded younger then the voice that talked through me once. Only problem is, don’t ...
Didn't know BuyVM had IDS
According to their Wiki they do. And you can’t opt out anymore, because people wanted to opt out, and then got compromised. Why did they want to opt ou...
How can people drink wine?
That low alcohol wine, didn’t really taste like grape juice like she said. It tasted horrible. Not to mention, it made me sick to my stomach. That was ...
Almost shit myself
On the way home. I knew I needed to go before the journey home. Easier to wipe in my bathroom. It’s a handicap accessible bathroom, if there’s en...
Bad idea
Don’t force a dog to do something they don’t want to. The guy in the elevator asked if I wanted to say hi to his dog, I said sure. But the dog di...
God is nowhere or God is now here
Take your pick, I’ll pick nowhere, since “God is now here” is what everyone would want. The language that old scrolls or something was writ...
DDoS attack
That’s why my host’s network keeps crapping out, not enough bandwidth to eat the attack. The attacker, or one of them, asked for $900 to stop. If...